Monday, November 14, 2005

Four hundred and six days. Period.

And that's all I'm going to say about that. Pbbbllllt.

22 comments:

Ethan Wiggum said...

Congratulations! I hope the young man in question can still walk without assistance.

And, no, by the way: bullshit. we demand details.

Ethan Wiggum said...

And by "details" I mean, not those relating to the act itself, but instead those about the other actor, how you met, etc.

Gregorio said...

if i wasn't so tired, i'd have a beer in celebration... i will tomorrow though. or soon. hooray!

Claven said...

CONGRADULATIONS!!!

Tears of joy...

JordanBaker said...

I'm trying to figure out what it says that the first spate of comments on this is all male. Hm. . .

Thanks for the congratulations, guys, but I'm still keeping schtum on the details. For now.

Ok. It was the guy I went out with Friday (the Louisiana Lawyer). But that's all you're getting.

Rhinestone Cowgirl said...

Congratulations!

Momentary Academic said...

I love how your first set of congratulatory remarks came from men. Well, I'm happy for you. (And I can revel in the fact that because I know you, I'll get more details.)

Popeye said...

So, the bikini wax went well. . .

Megarita said...

fiddle-de-dee, Scarlett! I'm seriously so pleased for you. How does it feel to have all these random strangers applauding you getting some? Because I seriously gave a "Woot! Yeehaw!" sort of exclamation when I read this. :)

Kris said...

This is fabu! Your chosen photo is PERFECT. Even funnier that Megarita's avatar is covering his eyes . . . ;)

cuff said...

I'm very disappointed that Vespa boy didn't make it to the finals. I had five bucks on him. Fortunately, I hedged my bet with $3 on the lawyer to show...

Claven said...

Listen I had gotten in touch with the other dudes. If it had reached 500 days, we were considering a celebrity benefit song.

"So we're sending our looove down the weeellll..."

mysterygirl! said...

Yeeeeehaaaaaw!

(haha-- what did you google search to get that picture?!)

Kelly said...

Hurrah!

(love the picture)

A Unique Alias said...

Isn't that a screen still from the Exorcist?

JordanBaker said...

RC and MA: Thank you!

Popeye: That's one way to look at it.

megarita: it's a little bit eerie, actually.

kris: merci.

mass: sadly, the smart money's always on the lawyers around here. It's a complex.

claven: please tell me Stevie Wonder would have been involved. . .

MG!: I believe I used "morning after Scarlett" as the terms.

Kelly: thanks!

AUA: Gone With the Wind, but those two are often confused.

Megan said...

How could you do this to me JB?! Now I'm left alone on the celebacy train. (I need to count how many days it has been for me, too.)

You know I'm just saying this because I'm insanely jealous that you got some and I didn't, right? But more than being jealous, I'm super happy for you.

Lizzie said...

congratulations- lighting a post-coital, celebratory cigarette in your honor...

Kathryn Is So Over said...

Well done, Ms. Baker, well done. Seems like everyone got their grooves back this weekend!

Complacent Chase said...

I am glad someone got some! Congrats!

JordanBaker said...

Thanks to everyone for the props, and to Lizzie for smoking for me since I don't anymore.

Neil said...

Frankly, the quality of this blog has gone completely downhill after this post. I don't know why, but it seems as if all your creativity has suddenly disappeared, almost as if a year's worth of pent-up energy suddenly thundered in an amazing burst of explosiveness that was so loud Congress stopped meeting thinking there was a terrorist attack on Washington.