(After too much wine and an extremely expensive dinner, an initially chaste first-date kiss with the Louisiana Lawyer turns into a full on front seat snogfest)
Jordan: I should go in.
(more snogging)
Jordan: I should really go in.
(more snogging)
Jordan: (small gasp)
LL: Should I. . .find a place to park?
(more snogging)
Jordan: Look. . .it's not that I don't want to invite you in (more snogging) but the thought of doing so makes me very cognizant of two things. (more snogging)
LL: Yes?
Jordan: First (more snogging) that I don't really have any furniture yet, aside from my bed (more snogging). And thinking of that makes me very cognizant of the fact (more snogging) that it's been a really long time (more snogging) since my last bikini wax (more snogging). And I really like to make a good first impression, as it were.
*jorgasmic, def 8. adj. a) typical of Jordan. b) characterized by extraordinary frankness brought on by far too much red wine. c) managing to be quite, quite drunk and still not do anything that would cause your nanas to spin in their graves.
11 comments:
(Coffee spit)
Hilarious and very inspiring. Brava, babe. Brava...better the front seat than the Vespa, hmm?
Two good dates with two different guys in a week? Nobody made you want to crawl out the bathroom window? Unprecendented!
WOOHOO!
(the bikini wax part-- was that an internal monologue?)
MG, I think she may have said it out loud.
I'm with them: WOOHOO!
This is fabu. I am living vicariously, both about the snogging and the fact that you can even remember when your last bikini wax was.
megarita: snogging on the Vespa would've been tremendously difficult indeed, unless I'd wanted to have a one sided snog with the back of Vespa Guy's helmet.
MG!: Nope. I said that aloud and everything. Talk about your class and subtlety, huh?
Kris: it was August; I'm pretty dutiful about it in the summer, single or not. It's just when pants become the mainstay of my wardrobe that things start gettin'. . .hairy.
Good call on the postponement until the bikini wax. You just ensured this relationship will last for, um, at least 3 weeks.
Paul: eh. Baby steps.
Your commitment to celibacy is both inspiring and depressing.
Glad to have inspired and depressed you on a Sunday morning. Now you don't have to go to church.
well, the good news is that you know he'll call you back now. the bad news is that... that... good god, woman: learn how to seal the deal.
A true Southern woman...with a Northern twist. Well played JB. Glad someone is getting some action (or will be soon).
very nice!! well-played.
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