Project Runway: Wasn't It Awesome When That One Thing Happened?

Person who got aufed
Your design was somehow bad
Joke about character.

Now you're thinking "this is inexcusable. She can't pull this shit two weeks in a row!"

But this one was planned, darlings. I'm actually writing this twelve hours before the episode airs because I am mere seconds from leaving the house, heading to the airport, and getting the fuck out of dodge.

And I'm not taking my laptop; and I'm not planning my vacation schedule around the need to be back to my hotel room by 10 so I can take frantic notes in a different city. So there.

So the bad news is: no Project Runway recap until Sunday evening, at the very very earliest.

But the good news is. . . I'm going to Atlanta, where I have plans to eat at a handful of Top Chef staffed or fronted restaurants*, so you can count on hearing about that (as well as the awesome wedding I'm going to, and whatever other shennanigans I manage to work my way into).

And because I know I'm being kind of a dick, you can go ahead and "spoil" the results for me in the comments. I don't care -- in fact, I've often considered writing an entire post about how people who complain that other people have "spoiled" things that have already aired for them are the worst form of twenty-first-century self centered crybaby, but that's an issue for another day. Or never.

Au revoir!

*Let me add, much later in the evening, that Kevin made a special beet free amuse. . . FOR ME. . .and it was delicious.