Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Mother's Day Gift Ideas. . . .

. . . that'll get you written out of the will.

"Show your appreciation to Mom (or other special women in your life) with a gift subscription to a magazine that implies she's not capable of actual cooking."

I think it goes without saying that this is not what I'll be getting Ma Baker for Mother's Day. And is it just me, or does something look horribly, horribly wrong with those burgers?

6 comments:

Veganista said...

The perfect gift....If you hate your mother.

Anonymous said...

But....but...there's a free gift! Of salmonella, or other form of food poisoning.

Those burgers look like the latest from the Little Tykes Kitchen Line. Or someone got fondant happy.

Spooneroonie said...

I was so distracted by the shiny burgers that I forgot to sign my name to my brilliant comment up there.

Phil said...

I was too freaked out by her Stepford Wife eyes to notice the burgers.

WV: lationgi (noun): The pronunciation of "lingerie" after one too many Cocktail Times.

JordanBaker said...

Veganista: exactly.

Spoonie: thank you -- when I saw them, I thought "why do those burgers have fondant watermelon on them?" Then I realized they were "grilled peppers."

Phil: Look at the burgers. They're worth it.

Sarah at Candiquik said...

Wow - haha. Yes, the peppers look, well...fake as ever.