I saw the Insult Guy on my way home from work last night. He has a new summer hairdo -- it's like a series of little knobs all over his head.
More importantly, though, he has a new pair of kicks. I say that these are more important, because while he didn't bother to insult my hair (impossible; my hair looks fantastic right now), he did inform me that "my new kicks is flyer 'n yo' broke ass ole' sandals."
To which I really wanted to respond by screaming "I have a BONE SPUR, asshole!" But I didn't.
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Bone spur? You suffering from plantar fasciitis? Me too, and the only shoes I can wear are Keens or Birkis. "Broke ass ole' sandals" don't sound like they have enough arch support.
No -- I have a spur in one toe as the result of a congenital defect complicated by an injury. And the shoes were actually Borns -- nice and with plenty of support, but a little. . .lesbiany looking. He just has a unique way of describing things.
I know Insult Guy is entertaining and all, so maybe you don't want to step on his punchlines. But it defies imagination that you couldn't top him in a "unique way of describing things"-off. Just for starters, I'd love to witness his response IF you'd hit him with the "series of little knobs" crack. Ha!
Sad to say , I think " Insult Guy " has no real life. I suspect he wanders the neighborhood burning protein by the gallon, thinking of wise ass comments to make to passersby.
In particular to pretty white woman. Not in a race based manner but with the sense that there will be no retaliation. 'Cause I know personally several black woman, spoken to like that,by a stranger on the street would flat out kick his ass.
JES: he's the master. I don't even try to step to him.
Gunn: he does seem to target mostly white people, but not exclusively women.
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