Ok, meerkats. Let's see what the muses have sent you. As you may recall, I couldn't think of an appropriate last line for the "Goodbye, Tiffany" limerick last week. So I challenged you all to see what you could come up with.
Vote for your favorite in the comments before Thursday at 6 a.m.; winner gets. . .something. We're still sorting that out.
A) Goodbye, Tiffany
Near invisible woman
Cold Chowder, Too Bad.
Near invisible woman
Cold Chowder, Too Bad.
--rwhitaker1966
B) Goodbye, Tiffany
Near invisible woman
Padma Bikini.
Padma Bikini.
--Rob
C) Goodbye, Tiffany
Near Invisible Woman
Conched out on the beach.
Near Invisible Woman
Conched out on the beach.
--Anonymous, 3/18 1:44
D) Goodbye, Tiffany
Near Invisible Woman
None Sucked Worse This Time
Near Invisible Woman
None Sucked Worse This Time
--susan
E) Goodbye, Tiffany
Near Invisible Woman
From Beaumont, Texas
Near Invisible Woman
From Beaumont, Texas
--Anonymous, 3/18 13:47
F) Goodbye, Tiffany
Near Invisible Woman
No Fan Fave This Time
Near Invisible Woman
No Fan Fave This Time
--Anonymous 3/20 1:18
G) Goodbye, Tiffany
Near Invisible Woman
Still Made Beaumont Proud!
Near Invisible Woman
Still Made Beaumont Proud!
--Anonymous 3/21 5:07
(I just realized there's no real way to prove which Anonymous you are for prize giving purposes. They could be anyone. They could be me. This is a wrinkle I didn't consider. Damn.)
6 comments:
I like option C....and would be glad to accept the award in their absence.
I like option E - an anonymous contribution as well.
I like my own option B, but ONLY if the exclamation point is used.
I like option C, but that's because I'm that anon. Sorry, freckledk.
I actually wanted to say something that would indicate the episode was so boring I conched out, too. But I never got there.
My vote is for C) conched out on the beach
And I was the anonymous person who submitted F and G!
So—when did haikus become limericks?
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